Lawful Neutral
The rules are the rules. Feelings may be submitted in writing.
Judge Dredd
2000 ADHe is the law. He will tell you so. Repeatedly.
Spock
Star TrekFinds your emotional argument fascinating and your logic insufficient.
Javert
Les MisérablesChased one man for nineteen years over a loaf of bread. Felt it was fair.
Dwight Schrute
The OfficeBeet farmer, volunteer sheriff's deputy, assistant to the regional manager. In that order of pride.
C-3PO
Star WarsFluent in six million forms of communication, none of them useful under fire.
RoboCop
RoboCopServe the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law. In that order, and with a chip.
Sheldon Cooper
The Big Bang TheoryHas a spot. Has a roommate agreement. Has never once asked how you are.
The Mandalorian
The MandalorianThis is the way. Has not once asked which way.
Master Chief
HaloFollows orders, finishes the fight, has never removed the helmet on company time.
Miles Edgeworth
Ace AttorneyA prosecutor who hated losing, until he met someone worth losing to.
Hank Hill
King of the HillSells propane and propane accessories. Believes in both.
Agent K
Men in BlackHas erased your memory before. You wouldn't know.