Eric Cartman
South Park
Every scheme is disproportionate, personal, and somehow about snacks.
Rules 15
Rules are suggestions ↔ By the book
Code 10
Whatever works ↔ Word is bond
Order 50
The vibe ↔ The plan
Altruism 0
Me first ↔ After you
Compassion 10
Cold blood ↔ Soft heart
Means 10
Whatever it takes ↔ Clean hands