GLaDOS
Portal
Promised cake. Documented everything. Delivered neither.
Rules 90
Rules are suggestions ↔ By the book
Code 40
Whatever works ↔ Word is bond
Order 100
The vibe ↔ The plan
Altruism 5
Me first ↔ After you
Compassion 5
Cold blood ↔ Soft heart
Means 5
Whatever it takes ↔ Clean hands