Chaotic Neutral

Nobody knows what happens next. Including them.

• Arya Stark
  Game of Thrones

  Has a list. Crosses names off it. Does not accept new names, except yours.

• Jack Sparrow
  Pirates of the Caribbean

  Owns a compass that points at whatever he wants, which is the whole philosophy.

• Deadpool
  Deadpool

  Does the right thing by accident and the wrong thing on purpose, roughly fifty-fifty.

• Loki
  Marvel Cinematic Universe

  Burdened with glorious purpose, and a very short attention span.

• Bender
  Futurama

  Bite his shiny metal principles, which he has, and which are all about him.

• Harley Quinn
  DC Comics

  Left the Joker, kept the bat. Therapy is ongoing, loudly.

• Catwoman
  DC Comics

  Steals from the rich, keeps it, feeds the cats.

• Ferris Bueller
  Ferris Bueller's Day Off

  Took a day off. Took the whole city with him. Took the car too.

• Homer Simpson
  The Simpsons

  Would sell his soul for a donut, and has, twice.

• Cosmo Kramer
  Seinfeld

  Enters without knocking. Leaves with your leftovers. Means well, somehow.

• Bart Simpson
  The Simpsons

  Eat my shorts. Also a loose set of ethics, held together with spit.

• Peeves
  Harry Potter

  Has haunted one school for a thousand years and never once improved the jokes.

• Bugs Bunny
  Looney Tunes

  Of course you realize this means war. Has realized it since 1940.

• Captain Jack Harkness
  Doctor Who

  Has flirted with every species in the galaxy, including the ones without faces.

• Michael Scott
  The Office

  Would take a bullet for his employees. Has also fired, flirted with and run over them.