Bender
Futurama
Bite his shiny metal principles, which he has, and which are all about him.
Rules 5
Rules are suggestions ↔ By the book
Code 20
Whatever works ↔ Word is bond
Order 10
The vibe ↔ The plan
Altruism 45
Me first ↔ After you
Compassion 55
Cold blood ↔ Soft heart
Means 35
Whatever it takes ↔ Clean hands