Marvin the Paranoid Android
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A brain the size of a planet, used entirely for complaining.
Rules 50
Rules are suggestions ↔ By the book
Code 60
Whatever works ↔ Word is bond
Order 50
The vibe ↔ The plan
Altruism 45
Me first ↔ After you
Compassion 40
Cold blood ↔ Soft heart
Means 60
Whatever it takes ↔ Clean hands