Snorlax
Pokémon
Blocks the road. Has been blocking the road since 1996.
Rules 50
Rules are suggestions ↔ By the book
Code 50
Whatever works ↔ Word is bond
Order 45
The vibe ↔ The plan
Altruism 40
Me first ↔ After you
Compassion 55
Cold blood ↔ Soft heart
Means 65
Whatever it takes ↔ Clean hands