Squidward
SpongeBob SquarePants
Wants to be left alone with his clarinet. Has never once been.
Rules 45
Rules are suggestions ↔ By the book
Code 50
Whatever works ↔ Word is bond
Order 60
The vibe ↔ The plan
Altruism 35
Me first ↔ After you
Compassion 45
Cold blood ↔ Soft heart
Means 65
Whatever it takes ↔ Clean hands